My name is Carlton. My diet consists only of tea, music and the internet. Enjoy your stay and mind the fish.
Go home and be a family man, Kobe.


I hope this is viewable. YouTube took down a really great video using this song and clips from The Virgin Suicides. “Angel” by Drop Nineteens is a song that the world deserves to hear, and I couldn’t bear letting a little copyright dispute get in the way.




Why does most trance music suck now?
“ba-ba-ba-Ba-BA-LOOOOOOOOOOON!”